Funny Sentences

• 1. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.

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• 2. Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.

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• 3. Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

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• 4. You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.

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• 5. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

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• 6. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

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• 7. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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• 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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• 9. Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.

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• 10. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

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• 11. If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.

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• 12. Money is not the only thing, it's everything.

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• 13. My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.

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• 14. I am having an out of money experience.

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• 15. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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• 16. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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• 17. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

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• 18. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

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• 19. When two's company, three's the result!

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• 20. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of refund checks.

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• 21. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

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• 22. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

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• 23. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

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• 24. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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• 25. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

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• 26. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

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• 27. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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• 28. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.

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• 29. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

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• 30. Bush Win Election, But More Lies Ahead

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