Funny Sentences
- 1. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.Funny Sentence added 748 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 2. Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.Funny Sentence added 696 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 3. Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 4. You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.Funny Sentence added 1219 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 5. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 6. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 7. I don't get older. I level up.Funny Sentence added 444 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 8. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 9. Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 10. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 11. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 12. If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.Funny Sentence added 1223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 13. My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.Funny Sentence added 1219 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 14. Broken pencils are pointless.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 15. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 16. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 17. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 18. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 19. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 20. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 21. Money is not the only thing, it's everything.Funny Sentence added 1223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 22. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 23. Velcro - what a rip off!Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 24. We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 25. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 26. All the toilets in New York‘s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 27. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 28. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
- 29. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.Funny Sentence added 1223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 30. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 31. I am having an out of money experience.Funny Sentence added 943 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 32. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 33. When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 34. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.Funny Sentence added 1223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 35. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.Funny Sentence added 1223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 36. When two's company, three's the result!Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 37. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of refund checks.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 38. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it downFunny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 39. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 40. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 41. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 42. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 43. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 44. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 45. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He can stop anytime.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 46. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 47. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 48. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 49. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 50. PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 51. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 52. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.Funny Sentence added 8 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 53. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.Funny Sentence added 16 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 54. He was as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.Funny Sentence added 30 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 55. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 56. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 57. Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.Funny Sentence added 190 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 58. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 59. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 60. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 61. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.Funny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 62. The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 63. Bush Win Election, But More Lies AheadFunny Sentence added 1224 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 64. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.Funny Sentence added 225 days ago - Show Facebook Like