Funny Sentences
- 1. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.Funny Sentence added 377 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 2. Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.Funny Sentence added 326 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 3. Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 4. You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.Funny Sentence added 848 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 5. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 6. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 7. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 9. Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 10. I don't get older. I level up.Funny Sentence added 73 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 11. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 12. If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 13. Money is not the only thing, it's everything.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 14. My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.Funny Sentence added 848 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 15. I am having an out of money experience.Funny Sentence added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 16. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 17. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 18. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
- 19. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 20. When two's company, three's the result!Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 21. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 23. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 24. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of refund checks.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 25. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 26. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 27. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 28. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 29. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 30. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.Funny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 31. Bush Win Election, But More Lies AheadFunny Sentence added 853 days ago - Show Facebook Like