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  • 1. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
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  • 2. Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.
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  • 3. Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
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  • 4. You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.
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  • 5. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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  • 6. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
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  • 7. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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  • 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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  • 9. Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.
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  • 10. I don't get older. I level up.
  • 11. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
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  • 12. If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.
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  • 13. Money is not the only thing, it's everything.
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  • 14. My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.
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  • 15. I am having an out of money experience.
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  • 16. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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  • 17. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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  • 18. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
  • 19. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
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  • 20. When two's company, three's the result!
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  • 21. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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  • 22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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  • 23. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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  • 24. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of refund checks.
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  • 25. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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  • 26. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
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  • 27. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
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  • 28. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
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  • 29. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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  • 30. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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  • 31. Bush Win Election, But More Lies Ahead
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