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Mean Sentences

  • 1
    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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  • 2
    I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
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  • 3
    A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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  • 4
    You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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  • 5
    If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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  • 6
    I just don't trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
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  • 7
    A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!
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  • 8
    They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump.
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