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Nonsense Sentences

  • 1. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
  • 2. If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong.
  • 3. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  • 4. If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment.
  • 5. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
  • 6. e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".
  • 7. I think therefore I am... I think.