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  • Funny Question: If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
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  • Funny Sentence: I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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  • Funny Question: Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
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  • Stupid Sentence: Where ever you go, there you are.
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  • Funny Question: If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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  • Funny Question: Why can't donuts be square?
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  • Funny Question: If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
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  • Funny Question: If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
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  • Funny Question: When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
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  • Funny Question: Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
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  • Funny Sentence: When two's company, three's the result!
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  • Funny Question: Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
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  • Funny Sentence: I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
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  • Funny Question: If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
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  • Funny Question: Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
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