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• Funny Mistranslation: Movie The English Patient mistranslated in Hong Kong: "Don't Ask Me Who I Am."

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• Funny Mistranslation: Included with the package of complimentary wares in a Chinese hotel was a pair of workout shorts marked: UNCOMPLIMENTARY PANTS.

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• Stupid Sentence: Deja moo! I swear that's the exact same cow we passed about six miles ago.

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• Funny Question: When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

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• Stupid Sentence: God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

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• Funny Mistranslation: The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.

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• Funny Question: Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

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• Funny Question: Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

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• Funny Question: If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

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• Funny Question: If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

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• Famous Sentence: "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.

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• Funny Question: Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

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• Funny Mistranslation: On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

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• Funny Question: At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

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• Funny Question: If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

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