Random Sentences will appear each time you refresh the page.
Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
Notice at a Public Bar:
OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT'S CLOSED - Manager
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?