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1. I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.
2. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
3. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
4. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Latest Funny Sentences and Funny Phrases
1. Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.
2. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
3. SL_T. All I need is U.
4. Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.
5. You are the light of my life. Before I met you, I walked in the dark.
6. I am having an out of money experience.
7. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
8. Why do psychics ask your name?
9. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
10. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
11. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
12. I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.
13. I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
14. Movie 'Nixon' mistranslated in Hong Kong: "The Big Liar."
15. Movie Boogie Nights mistranslated in Hong Kong: "His Powerful Device Makes Him Famous."
16. Movie The English Patient mistranslated in Hong Kong: "Don't Ask Me Who I Am."
17. Movie Fargo mistranslated in Hong Kong: "Mysterious Murder in Snowy Cream." (They didn't know Fargo was a city in North Dakota.)
18. Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
19. Why are dogs noses always wet?
20. Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
