Funny Phrases and One Liners
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Most Popular Funny Phrases and One Liners
- 1. I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.Romantic Sentence added 710 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 2. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.Stupid Sentence added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 3. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.Funny Sentence added 377 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 4. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?Funny Question added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Funny Question added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
Latest Funny Phrases and One Liners
- 1. I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'Rude Sentence added 9 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 2. Call me cursed or call me blessed. If you can't handle my worst, you ain't getting my best.Wise Sentence added 44 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 3. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.Stupid Sentence added 72 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 4. There are two rules to success in life: 1) Dont tell everything that you know.Stupid Sentence added 72 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 5. Life is just a game, but atleast the graphics are awesome!Stupid Sentence added 72 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 6. I don't get older. I level up.Funny Sentence added 73 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 7. Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.Funny Sentence added 326 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 8. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.Funny Sentence added 377 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 9. SL_T. All I need is U.Rude Sentence added 377 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 10. Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.Rude Sentence added 377 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 11. You are the light of my life. Before I met you, I walked in the dark.Romantic Sentence added 483 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 12. I am having an out of money experience.Funny Sentence added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 13. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.Stupid Sentence added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 14. Why do psychics ask your name?Funny Question added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 15. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.Mean Sentence added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 16. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Funny Question added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 17. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?Funny Question added 572 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 18. I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.Romantic Sentence added 710 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 19. I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?Mean Sentence added 751 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 20. Movie 'Nixon' mistranslated in Hong Kong: "The Big Liar."Funny Mistranslation added 847 days ago - Show Facebook Like