Funny Phrases and One Liners
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Most Popular Funny Phrases and One Liners
- 1. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.Stupid Sentence added 941 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 2. I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.Romantic Sentence added 1079 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 3. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.Funny Sentence added 746 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 4. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?Funny Question added 941 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Funny Question added 941 days ago - Show Facebook Like
Latest Funny Phrases and One Liners
- 1. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.Funny Sentence added 5 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 2. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.Funny Sentence added 14 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 3. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?!"Stupid Sentence added 20 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 4. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?Funny Question added 22 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 5. Anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.Stupid Sentence added 26 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 6. He was as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.Funny Sentence added 28 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 7. Success is not about who you know, rather who knows you.Wise Sentence added 33 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 8. Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.Funny Sentence added 188 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 9. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 10. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 11. The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 12. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 13. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 14. Velcro - what a rip off!Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 15. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 16. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 17. All the toilets in New York‘s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 18. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 19. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like
- 20. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.Funny Sentence added 223 days ago - Show Facebook Like