Funny Phrases and Sentences

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Latest Funny Sentences and Funny Phrases

• Romantic Sentence: I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.
• Mean Sentence: I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
• Funny Mistranslation: Movie 'Nixon' mistranslated in Hong Kong: "The Big Liar."
• Funny Mistranslation: Movie Boogie Nights mistranslated in Hong Kong: "His Powerful Device Makes Him Famous."
• Funny Mistranslation: Movie The English Patient mistranslated in Hong Kong: "Don't Ask Me Who I Am."
• Funny Mistranslation: Movie Fargo mistranslated in Hong Kong: "Mysterious Murder in Snowy Cream." (They didn't know Fargo was a city in North Dakota.)
• Famous Sentence: Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
• Funny Question: Why are dogs noses always wet?
• Funny Question: Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
• Funny Question: Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
• Funny Question: How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
• Funny Question: Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
• Funny Question: How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
• Funny Question: What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
• Funny Question: How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
• Funny Question: Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
• Funny Question: Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
• Funny Question: What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
• Funny Question: What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
• Funny Question: Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?