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- 1Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
- 2I just don't trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- 3Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
- 4This is a non-smoking gas pump.
- 5You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- 6"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.
- 7If you think seven years of bad luck is bad for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom!
- 8Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
- 9Do they bury people with their braces on?
- 10If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
- 11People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- 12When two's company, three's the result!
- 13How fast do hotcakes sell?
- 14If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
- 15In 2002, a sign in front of a rock garden in the Forbidden City in Beijing warned tourists: PLEASE DO NOT CLIMB THE ROCKETRY.